Little Kid: "Hey Benji, will you sign my report card?"
Benji:
(Looks around and trys not to laugh.) "Wow, that's really good!"
Interviewer: "Benji, with all your piercings have you got
your 'Prince Albert' done?"
Benji: "Ahahahahahaha...(innocently) Who's Prince Albert?..."
Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick
a fork in my eye." - Benji
We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they
make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, were artists. -Tom
"If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it
for you"-Mark
"See it has nothing to do with how hard you work it all life
has to do with is which ass you kiss"-Mark
I know I am not good at this, screw you guys, I'll play
over here :)~Tom
"To you, this is a bra, but to me, i'm a fly, bzzzzzz!*puts
the bra cups over his head to where they look like eyes*" --Tom Delonge
"Hey This songs next song is cool! Wanna hear it? well you
dont have a choice!" - Mark "Yeah and if you conplain, we'll play it twice!" - Tom
"Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been
called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freaker than I am."-joel
"It's great to freak people out, because they have no idea
that i'm a nice person."
--Joel
